







Welcome to my world. (Canada) Chuckle Chuckle Snort. Buck it up my friends. (and don't drive....stay off the roads.)




















A little drive-by shooting for your viewing pleasure. It won't be long and the world will be here in Canada. (2010 Olympic Games) Many people, I believe, have misconceptions about my country, but when it comes to their 'picture' of our landscape and what it's like to drive here in the winter, I think they are 'dead' on. This was a 1.5 hour drive in Ontario yesterday. Back and forth to pick up my Daughter and Baby J; who really has become Toddler J overnight! Canada has a lot of land. A lot! It goes on for miles and miles and miles. In most cases it only takes but a few minutes outside any major city, town, village or hamlet to see this kind of landscape in the cold months. Many visitors ask 'What do you do with all this land?'. (especially the Japanese!?) Well, if it's below the permafrost, we farm, we grow, we hike, we snowmobile, we walk, we let the dogs go wild, we run, we bike...we love our land. What do you think?
The weather did not inspire me, rather it kept me company while I stroked the plaster walls. The colour is 'Atmosphere'. In fact, for all of you budget-conscience DIYers out there, it is a pre-mixed Walmart interior latex. $23/gallon. The colour looks white oui? But actually it's more of an icy blue, similar to my current Canadian landscape; beyond my dining room door. I'm lovin' it. Fresh, Open, Airy. Wide. White Space. White Out. White In.
You have to enlarge this shot to appreciate my reality. Notice the snow? (ugh) This was yesterday afternoon. Bee in her spring boots, winter coat and new summer sunglasses. Newly rediscovered pucks poking out from the top layer of the melting ice rink. Paige basking in smelly-dog-spring-poo-scented air and sunshine. (Paige! You are so un-lady-like! Jeeze.) Yes, life around here is definitely random, quirky and wonderful. 

How can one resist (the melting of a heart) looking at perfect photographs? I could write a novella for each one. You know I can't resist writing my 'Photofiction'. (a cute phrase/name I coined for my type of creative work) Come back this week for the 3 stories.
It's -30 degrees C here this morning. Get in here silly. Forget about those darn squirrels. You can get frostbite on your black nose within minutes. Come inside and cuddle with me. We'll escape this Arctic freeze together.
Below, behold my keyword analysis for my blog. (Above is an up-to-date photo of hell freezing over.) Try as I might, I still get the dirty-doers lookin' for the dirt. There is no way to figure this out, but they all end up at my place. (The list for today is good for a laugh)
Wind chill....Temperatures have dropped to near minus 25 this morning over areas east of Georgian Bay through to Deep River. These cold temperatures combined with north winds are generating wind chill values of minus 35 over eastern Ontario this morning. Brisk north winds flowing off of Georgian Bay and Lake Huron are also producing wind chill values of minus 30 over cottage country south to Toronto this morning. These frigid wind chills will moderate as the mercury rises this morning. (I told you Canada looked grey this time of year.) No hanging out the laundry this morning, or I'd have blue jeans that could stand up by themselves. Brrrrr......coffee!!!


















Byron Harmon (1876-1942) was born near Tacoma, Washington, USA in 1876. His love of photography and gift for invention emerged during his teenage years. During this period, Eastman Kodak marketed its first roll film and, with the aim of reaching a broad audience, designed cameras that could be used with little training. Initially Harmon could not afford one of these cameras so he built his own. His first instrument was a hand-made pinhole camera.