Here are the Top 10 Reasons why you should have sex with David Letterman:
1. David provides a 'live' band on site. (instead of an iPod deck)
2. You don't have to work too hard to get him aroused. (His female guests do that.)
3. You'll feel like a 2 million dollar an hour call girl.
4. He only likes to make love in one spot. (the star on the floor)
5. You could end up under his desk during the taping of a show.
6. He isn't going to leave his wife. (bonus)
7. You'll never have a 'Late Night'. (You can go home to watch him in bed)
8. David 'pants' (worldwide) and Paul lights your cigarette when you are finished.
9. The ghost of Ed Sullivan is watching. (and you like that)
and the #1 reason why you should have sex with David Letterman is...
10.David will never ever ever reveal your name.
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Written by Patti Friday (a.k.a. Liberty Post) http://www.libertypostgallery.blogspot.com