Flora Grubb: If I lived in SF would you hire me?

I'd love to photograph inside your garden(s) all day long and publish books for you and create wonderful gouache succulent paintings for you to frame and sell. And I'd help you organize events and re-pot cacti and unpack books - I would do anything to work with you. Hey! I could be the editor of your new blog! I could do that. Can you get this Canadian a green card? No pun intended. Well, kinda intentional. (Pretty Please)