So yes, we are all on the right track. Especially if you've ever been a stripper before becoming a blogger. And now, start writing an original screenplay. That's what silly girls do to get their hands on that 8.5 lb. statue. Diablo Cody, on her back again, is the winner of the Original Screenplay category at the Oscar's tonight for Juno. Ellen Page, cute-as-a-button-Canadian, perched beside her. Because Ellen looks so darn young, Diablo has promised to write a part for her as a 45 year old chainsmoker. The short version bio of Ms. Cody is: Born in 78, Student with degree in Media Studies, Radio DJ, Secretary, Proofreader, Copy-typist...and then decided she'd rather be naked....on to...Stripper, Peep Show Circuit, Blogger-The Pussy Ranch, Author-Candy Girl, Screenwriter-Juno. Academy Award Winner 2008. Sought after, courted, chased by all the big guns in Hollywood. See...being a stripper and blogger ain't so bad. You might even end up being part of David Letterman's book club. Ready to taste that kind of success yourself? Follow Cody's "Five Easy Steps to Blogging Your Way to Hollywood Success." It's a foolproof system, really.Yet another example of my Liberty Theory of Success.
Love Ya Diablo. You 'ol 'Blogger by Day, Stripper by Night' you. Congratulations Stinkeye.
I'm going to bed now, chuckling, as I am No. 1 on the Google Blog Search. Didn't plan that but it's cool. By the time you check this I'll probably be No. 81,009.
For the record: I had a very subdued Oscar Night this year. I didn't swing on any chandeliers and I wasn't dressed up in fake diamonds or a sparkly Goodwill gown. Nope. I just lay on my bed, sipped Tim Horton coffee with triple milk and slurped Chapman's Vanilla ice cream with maple syrup. It was lovely. Best Dressed: Nicole Kidman-did you get a load of that to-die-for necklace? And, Heidi Klum in that killer red dress. Best Dressed Man: Clooney of course.
Patricia, Notice the colour in the photo that caught my eye when I selected it. Wonders never cease. Thank You for the Great Photo: Peter Redman
7 comments:
Great Article! And congrats on being the number one hit on google - and you only posted this about an hour ago!! That's so awesome.
LOVED this post and DIABLO is something else isn't she? Shes impressive and goes to show you , none of us should judge others...smart women come in all shapes, sizes and color.
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