Oh my gosh. I can't believe it. I fell asleep during the Oscar's and missed the ending....that's the best part! These photos are my picks for stunning highlights. I just lost it when Steve and Alec did the 'sleeping in bed together' spoof. That was truly hysterical. Can't you relate? I also laughed uncontrollably when Ben Stiller did the fishing rod bit with his Avatar Pandoric tail!!! And finally, a woman wins 'best director'! The 82 year slump is over. Now little girls everywhere and women too.....all of us...any age...know that award is open to anyone. Cool. (I didn't see the Hurt Locker...I assumed it was super violent...bloody...was it?) So how do you feel about the winners or do you even care? Oh, and the most beautiful woman: hands down: Mariska Hargitay in black. Ooh la la.