No, I'm not referring to that candidate. I talking about Oprah. Her new issue of 'O at Home' is ready for your perusing, featuring her retreat - a tea house at her Montecito estate - the place where she goes to get away from it all. Away from 'what' I ask. Her bills? Her boss? Housework? The kids? Her hopeless life? Her rut? I heard through the grapevine that in her front lobby there is an over sized sign. You know, the kind that you find near the doors of shopping malls. Well, hers is a map of the house (her wing, Stedman's wing, Gail's wing, BHO* wing, Dog wing, chicken wing) with a little red dot and the words 'You are here.' Now that's a big house. Hmmm...It is March after all, so I am at 'liberty' to be green with envy.
*Barack Hussein Obama