Saturday, 27 October 2007

Car Bomb




It seems that Google has come up with a list of the Top 5 words or phrases that Canadians search. This 'blows' my mind:

1. Car Bomb
2. Iraq
3. Tom Cruise
4. Britney Spears
5. Burrito

What the heck! Doesn't this disturb you just a little bit? Why and who is searching car bomb and now does that mean that anyone who searches that word will have the FBI and the CIA and Homeland Security all over them? My god.

If you are the FBI and you are reading this post because YOU searched 'car bomb' (why are you searching car bomb?), then please scan over my blog, for you will find that it's about soda water with lots of lime, apple pie and silly ideas. I am not a terrorist. (Am I allowed to use the word 'terrorist'?). I could be in a pile of sh_ t right now.

And furthermore, why are Canadians searching 'burritos'? (I'll let Lou Dobbs answer that one for us.)

I say we Canadians need to focus on Tom Cruise (did they mean to search cruise missile?) and Britney Spears. Much lighter topics. ugggh.

So with that I leave you my closing thought: As a Canadian, I don't want anyone to be able to find out how to make or use a 'car bomb'. Google: Why can't you take the damn phrase right off your search engine and put more content about Fran's up there? It's the coolest little diner that opened around the time of WWII.

Let's all eat pie together and get along.

2 comments:

Maryam in Marrakesh said...

You are so funny! I loved this!

PS Your desk is beautiful.

melissa @ the inspired room said...

You know what else is freaky? Some of the things people search for that sends them to my blog! I am not going to mention them here, but they are kind of scary if you ask me. Usually it is regular stuff like "pretty family rooms" but sometimes I really get creeped out by the kinds of things people are looking for. Let's just say you've got to watch what you write on your blog or you'll attract an unsavory character thinking he is anonymously searching on google!