Wasaga Beach Flooding - No April Fool's Joke

The 'Weather Gods' are being exceptionally rude. Last week a freak snowstorm (which I survived) and today, widespread flash flooding due to still-frozen watershed conditions. I live a few streets over from this road shown in the video. All of our avenues looked like wild rivers. I can't take much more of this. My usual 1 hour drive took 3 hours. I vow to quit driving in Canada from December 1st to May 1st. I must hire a driver. Yes. That's the answer. (Or invest in a Hovercraft for Spring/Summer/Fall and a Dog-Sled service for Winter) Have you fallen in love with Canada yet? Or would you rather be here or here in 30 degree (C) sunshine?